I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING THE ONLY PERSON THAT ACTUALLY USES COMMON SENSE TO SAVE YOUR SPECIES FROM IMMINENT EXTINCTION. THAT WAS ALSO ONLY ONE TIME, DUMBASS, UNLESS YOU’RE REQUESTING MORE.
MAYBE I DON’T *ONLY* WASTE THE LACK OF A LIFE I HAVE ON THIS SHITTY BLOG. I COULD BE WASTING IT ON MORE TOLERABLE THINGS, LIKE MOVIES AND SUCH.
Holy dicks we are a force
Damn straight
Let’s take over Quebec or something
fandom more like kingdom
AT DAWN WE RIDE

You’re cold to the touch. Pale grey. I know what you are.
SAY IT BELLA, TELL ME.
You’re… A troll.
NO FUCKING SHIT.
DID I FUCKING ASK FOR THE COMMENTARY, ASSWIPE?
I’LL BE VISITING MY MOIRAIL THIS WEEKEND, SO TRY NOT TO HAVE A BLOOD PUSHER ATTACK IF I DON’T GET TO YOUR QUESTIONS IMMEDIATELY. MY PRESENCE WILL RETURN TO NORMAL ONCE THE DAY “SUNDAY” COMES AROUND. MAYBE AROUND THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. WHATEVER, SEE YOU FUCKERS LATER.

WOW, EVEN YOU’RE ALREADY ON HERE, ARADIA?
GODDAMMIT I’M LATE TO THIS TROLL BLOGGING AMBUSH ON A HUMAN WEBSITE SORT OF PARTY.
well karkat i h0pe y0u have fun figuring 0ut h0w this website w0rks because it t00k me f0rever. i must warn y0u that y0u c0uld run int0 alternates 0f y0urself, s0me very disturbing.
als0 d0 n0t make a p0st describing y0ur c0nfusi0n because evidently that attracts the attenti0n 0f very angry alternates wh0 need naps
WHAT. ALTERNATES? GODDAMMIT SO NOT ONLY ARE THERE PAST AND FUTURE BUT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH STUPID ALTERNATIVE VERSIONS OF MYSELF? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHTMARE WAITING TO HAPPEN.
THANKS FOR THE WARNING.
THAT’S THE PROBLEM, DUMBASS.
THE ONLY THOUGHT RUNNING THROUGH YOU INFERIOR THINK PAN IS “HOW CAN I PISS KARKAT OFF TODAY?”.
WELL IF YOU’RE GOING TO CONSTANTLY FUCKING HARASS ME WITH YOUR DIMWITTED “PICK UP LINES” THEN EITHER STOP OR GET THE FUCK OVER MY COMPLAINING.
HOLY SHIT YOU’RE GETTING WORSE AND WORSE AT THIS.
LOOKING AT A LIGHT SWITCH DOES NOT TURN THE LIGHT EITHER ON NOR OFF, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO FLIP IT. YOUR POINT WAS WAS INVALID.
I DON’T FOLLOW TROLL ANDREW HUSSIE’S WORK. HE SEEMS LIKE A DOUCHE THAT DOESN’T ADD MUCH ROMANTIC ASPIRATIONS IN HIS WORK OR HE DOESN’T LET HIS CHARACTERS LIVE FOR LONG.